Note: If you haven't been asking any of these questions, please excuse yourself.
Also note: The outlet store in Fayettesville is closed until further notice pending federal court marsall of the janitorial staff.
Please do not email us about it!
Does Jesus Save?
You had better hope so.
When are the new leather umbrellas going to be available?
The New Guinean warehouse is currently out of stock, but we are working on an alternative supply line. Give us 18 hours.
Are the children our future?
Our immediate future will not be inhabitable by children, so I wouldn't worry about them right now.
Do you offer training courses?
No.
Are you run by a government?
No.
Are there positions available?
Currently all positions are filled, but you can email Dwight or Jo your resume if you feel you have something to contribute..